In Godric’s hollow,
Born (but not raised),
With dead parents was how I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, flyin ‘round and acting so cool,
Waving that wand like I was no fool,
When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,
He said you’re moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, loser.